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The Roast Beef Guy
17 February 2013 @ 06:48 pm
One: A "morning" show. I'd love it to be super-cliche and real silly. I don't know how interesting it would be unless we could get actual guests and junk, though. But maybe we could talk about news of the day/week or something. I was thinking it would be hosted by Ron and myself, and Ron could be super cheery and bubbly and possibly gay, and I could be, like, barely awake and grumpy and sardonic.

Two: "Fat Guys Dating" would be a written show about the trials and tribulations of a group of fat guys trying to find girlfriends. Or maybe, to incorporate more of our film/acting/standup friends, it would be "Stand-Ups Dating," but that would have a much different direction. Where Fat Guys Dating would be about the anxieties and self-doubt present in over-weight men who also have bizarrely high standards when trying to date, Stand-ups dating would be a more broad aspect of what it's like for all sorts of different men but most of them being at least somewhat socially awkward. I could honestly see doing either.
Current Location: Your Mom's house
Feeling Like: creative
Music Soothes the Soul: Your Mom
The Roast Beef Guy
This may possibly be a series of short novellas or comics or something.

A female police detective turned, for lack of a better word, magician becomes a...wait for it...magic detective. Lots of occult references and dark stories. For those familiar with Hellblazer, this will be heavily influenced by the series. Though I'm not looking to write a female version of John Constantine. She will be more methodical, more detective-like, more 40's pulp noir detective.

Two ideas I want to incorporate somehow

1. A large, isolated mansion in which resides dozens of beautiful people who live in all matters of decadence. Also residing there is the owner, who is disembodied and exists on the astral plane. He temporarily posses the people in his house as he sees fit, and joins them in their revelries. In exchange for their stay, with every expense paid for, they must allow the owner to posses them at his whim. A playboy mansion type thing, except Heff is, basically, a ghost.

2. A spontaneous group of guerrilla of occultists in the dregs of society. Their leader is a poverty-stricken man who started recruiting other poor people into his cult gang. They slowly gain much influence in the criminal underworld for their competence, ingenuity, and complete lack of traditional morality. Their magic is very crude, and only roughly ritualistic. They are like magic scavengers, to a degree.
The Roast Beef Guy
09 November 2012 @ 04:11 am
A very rough sketch for a story.

Don Miguel (Maybe) -Main character, Assassin for the King of Space.

King of Space - Also the high chancellor of Magic, inventor and sole patent owner of magic. Rules over his vast kingdom of planets as a capitalist dictator and seeks to conquer all known civilizations.

Lizard Men ("It's always lizard men") - unconquered species of lizard men, ruled by a council of lizard priests. The leader is Don Miguel's primary target in the story.

Space Robots - Mostly robotic. Not sure where they'll fit in, if at all.

Magic - Invented by the Space King before he took over known space. Very few people are taught it, and most work for the Space King. Other patent-offenders have learned and mastered similar forms of magic, such as notable lizard men.
The Roast Beef Guy
12 April 2012 @ 04:33 am
I feel better after working out. I'm still not happy, but at least I'm not as angry/sad/hurt. When a girl holds your hand, that's a romantic indicator, right? Not just like, holding it for balance or anything like that - while driving, she reaches over and takes your hand from your lap so she can hold it. Like, happily. And when she explained that she had a lot going on, and she wanted to keep things casual, like they currently were, meaning cuddling and hand holding, that also has some romantic implications, right? I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that doing these things would lead someone to believe that they were in a casual relationship with a girl, right? APPARENTLY I'm the one who is wrong in thinking that these things are misleading.

If it weren't for the fact that she never took advantage of my generosity and kindness (she really didn't), then I would be super pissed. There is no quicker way to garner my hatred of you than to even TRY to manipulate me with "feminine wiles." But considering there was no manipulation, I'm more confused and hurt that this happened.

I don't at all think she did this with malcontent, but instead it was through naivety that she hurt me. What's more is that she seems to be upset at ME for feeling mislead. Or maybe, hopefully, she's upset because she did hurt me, and just took it out on me. I don't know. I'm just tired of women showing interest in me and then telling me they're not interested. The whole "I don't want to hurt you" excuse pisses me off. Sometimes I wish I were gay so I wouldn't have to deal with you crazy women.
Feeling Like: aggravatedaggravated
The Roast Beef Guy
02 December 2009 @ 05:08 am
I'm still awake. And I will probably still be awake in 13 hours. I'm trying to get the shit ton of school work I've been neglecting all semester done in one night, including a 7 page final paper which will be pulled directly out of my ass. The last entry I made said I pulled myself out of the rut that I was in. Apparently I spoke too soon, because that wasn't true, and this workload is the evidence. But I feel confident in my ability to bullshit my way through homework, so I should be able to get at least most of this done. I just need to get this big ass paper finished, and its all downhill from there. Hopefully.

Did I mention I'm tired as hell? Because I am :P
The Roast Beef Guy
14 October 2009 @ 02:13 pm
So I think I've finally pulled myself out of the rut that I've been in for the last year or so. I finally have that drive back to do well in school. I honestly have to admit, I think SOLAR has helped with that - namely working with Pontus. I can't go into it too much, but I think having something to apply myself to has broken the cycle of sloth. For the first time in a long time, I'm feeling good about life, and getting shit done.

So thanks to everyone of you on my LJ who offered kind words and advice over this year. I'd go into listing names, but I'm sure I'd forget someone and make them feel bad. Simply put, if you're reading this, then chances are I'm thanking you.
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10 July 2009 @ 05:00 am
The Roast Beef Guy
17 June 2009 @ 06:14 am
This is...amazing. It starts out a little slow, so hold on ob1quixote.

The Roast Beef Guy
14 June 2009 @ 08:04 am